Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985)

What can I say about this strangely entertaining horror film from 1985?  While I give it props for being a must see film for those of us who enjoy films of this sort, I have to say this was bad for a B-movie.  Stranded on a strange island a group of people must find a way to survive an island filled with many dangers, including acid lakes, a lack food, and blood thirsty action figures.  Yes, you read correctly, the monsters in this film are poorly manufactured, tikiesque puppets that are supposed to be living beings. The acting was generally less then compelling, with many memorable moments of over acting including my favorite line from film, “Damnit Morgan.” Adding in the bad film quality and terrible soundtrack you have the perfect example of why some film are never distributed on DVD.  I give it one blood thirty tiki action figure out of five.

Review By David

3/5